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Jesus throwing rocks

Once in a small, peaceful village in Israel, there lived a man named Jesus. He was known far and wide for his curious and somewhat unconventional hobby – he loved to throw rocks. From a young age, Jesus found immense joy in collecting rocks of all shapes and sizes, carefully examining their textures and colors. […]

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Jesus and the drunken miracles

There was once a barman who was very devout and loved Jesus. He decided to hang a crucifix in his bar, hoping to bless his customers and his business. One night, a group of drunkards came into his bar and started to cause trouble. They cursed, fought, and spilled their drinks all over the place. […]

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Jesus Raises Avicii from the dead

Once upon a time, Jesus heard about a popular DJ named Avicii who had recently passed away. Despite the sadness and mourning of his fans, Jesus felt that Avicii’s music had the power to bring people together and spread joy, so he decided to use his powers to raise Avicii from the dead. Jesus traveled […]

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The parable of the one legged soccer star

Once upon a time, in a small village in a far-off land, there was a young man named Isaac who loved playing soccer. Isaac was a talented player with a passion for the game, but he had been born with only one leg, which made it difficult for him to compete against other players. Despite […]